The post a week later

My holiday wasn't a holiday, to start with. SJAB camp, Canoeing Comp, Prefect camp. Pure torture on a 14 year old. Canoeing comp was cancelled on Sunday cuz of the rain and then Alex couldn't race wif me no more since he and his family planned a trip in Malaysia. ^&*$%(!^@&%(*&G@(H^T(*&DH(!*^D(GW^F(DG(&^!DFRV*(G&^%(*^%!(&!^%FV)#*^FL I" F:>?: JF#H!!!!!!!!!!!! Just yeasterday then I raced with Paul and got in 4th. Need to improve but look at it this way. I was wif Paul and we just came from camp.
About Sjab camp it was pure torture. I came late as usual cuz of canoeing and came in just in time to see 'em cheering. But they ended as I came. Then I had a hard time remembering WTH is going on so I think i had a first aid class or another cheering or games. Night games that night was fun. I was not in the clock tower cuz of trauma and cuz only choose sec onezzz. Got one the station where we were at the busbay the grass there. Took out shirt and lay on the muddy grass while we wheelbarrowed from one end to the other with muddy water and FLOUR thrown on us. Yeah the most radomer thingy i knew. The rest of the games quite the same. Then the clue on that mud station was like something bout a hill some mud stuff. We circled the entire school only to find it just 25m away at the Amphi. Walao. Then the Cyber AC was the worst. The common eating station. This time was bitter gourd (healthy but *(&YB)(!@&YX disgusting) chilli (as usual) and some missing ingredient which I forgot. HOT LIKE HELL AND BITTER LIKE HELL. I am suffering trauma. That night.. FIRE DRILL!!!! GETOUT GET OUT!!!!!!! Enough about that night now on to the next day (LONG RITE??) Cheering and triage and FIRST AID TEST!!!!!!! 66% suxxor. Cheering was hell larr. Martin had to start the cheer but no one actually rmbred it without the lyrics. so was hell.Triage was just horrible I tried but very hard to remember. Mass triage was just horrible. But enough about that cut it to SBB. The worst nightmare any Saint John Amubulance Brigade Cadet can ever remember. We had alot of prep b4 that since everyone had to be the common. Took of ranks cuz of Hersh, then later on into the SBB we took out our berets and off aircon and open windows. The first wave. Wong Wen Kai and our old Sir Andrew(the one who bullies Joash) and some scary peoplezzzzz the worst wave of the night. He was testing us alot on encouragement sharing pain etc. Left us with 900 pushups. The second wave quite bad but nicer people. Joshua, my fellow canoeist, Robert my fellow neighbour, Niranjan my fellow for triages (randomer) and our old deadly sergeant WEI SHENG!!!!!!! Dunno why hor but his full uni name tag has the word NOOB on it upside down. 3rd wave was the best. Our breaktime. Lester and Andrew (Bee Tat's bro) was wearing casual clothes and asked us for only a few proper push ups. They are the kindest guys but i can't help but remember the deadly traumatising hell Andrew gave us last year (shudder). The last wave was not so bad but I shall bring the point that they were ALL OLD SIRS AND STAFFS. The Johns!!!!! The Ang GUY!!!! OH THE HORRORRRRRR. I shall stop at the last wave cuz its the last and bring another point. We started out with 20ppl in our group. Appx 14 people came onli. Slacker Wei Loong left cuz of pain. Marcus left just into SBB cuz of stomachache. But he suffer for quite long so okay. Martin left during SBB. Rifdi the friendly Sec one also left durin SBB. Jonathan suffer quite awhiles then left crying. PAIN HOR I DID THAT DURING JOSHUA'S WAVE AFTER ONLY ME, CHI HAUR and BO YUAN WERE LEFT IN PUSHUP POSITION WITHOUT RECOVERING THE WHOLE WHILE. Hersh cannot be blamed cuz of his mental problem, Sean is only Sec one. Brandon left cuz he was sick and all whiny. Bryant (FELLOW ACS(P)IAN!!!!) left cuz of some family thing b4 SBB. I had sentry duty for the first few hours cuz I was hyper. Everyone worked together. I helped guard out bunk the room NO ONE STOLE OUR SHOES!!!!! I saw Michael Kwan steal Group 5 shoes and I ran (bare footted) after Michael Kwan as he ran down the steps and across the road at the bus bay and into the St John room. He locked the door and refused to let me in. That night FIRE DRILL!!! To tell you the truth The last day of the camp was quite fun apart from initial pushups because of the "ahem" shoes. Then our songs. I have to admit Chi Haur damn creative. De brief camp ova!!!
Went home played my lost days away and woke up next morning to canoeing training. After that went to school just intime to see Sec twos and scholars pumping outside boarding school and cheering (of course duh!!!!) joined them and while in pumping position, crawled around the grass patch and hit 4 good cheers. Ate lunch (freeloder!!!!) Talk then more cheering. (THANK YOU MY GLYNN!!! NO PUMPING CUZ OF YOU!!!) On the astro turf. Cheered quite loud and suffered MAJOR HEADACHES. Knocked it down once or twice then games. Games were fun. Then at night Vespers and sleep..... FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAKE UP!!!!! 0:00 hours ran down to street soccer court did sum push ups left a guy up there and came down in 6 mins 30 secs. After that went up and in 10 secs FIRE DRILLL!!!!!!!!!! Ran Downstaire to same court left another guy up thrbut came down in 4min 30secs. Did push ups Went up slept in peace Woke up the next morning for PT. Okay larr the PT then Jonno's fav time cheering. This time PUMP A HELL LOTTA TIMES AT THE TRACK> OMIGOSHERRZZ. Lunch, talk and then cheering. THIS IS A ()&*^%(^!&BH@(G&*)&)H@D!&^H)@!@*&&TB |}|{{OU!@)V*^)(P*@^#!*}F|}{P?:}>"? violation of human rites. This time pumped alot at Astro then moved to skate park where our cheering was OKAY!!!!!!!! IT WAS AWESOME!!!!!! We had two tests. One was the Raffers interruption, failed first time but when Jonno stepped out. We totally owned pwnd the seniors. Happiest victory in a long time in the camp. 2nd test was just too easy. Encircled to seniors who, with walkie talkies tried to pass a message. Spammed chants and in the end, Hafizul nvr hear Damian's message. It was quite long actually and Hafizul hear only 3 words when Damian's message was like "I am Damian Lee from 4.?? class. I am from ACS(I) and I have a pet dog" Roflcopter (learnt from Kevin. ROFL so fast that become helicopter.) Cheering was fun after that, those who are fro Malaysia/China like Liverpool etc cheer. The last ine was quite fun. THose who wan to become prefect HIT IT FIGHT!!!! OMG THAT WAS THE MOST OQNAGE CHEERING!!!! HR games was the best of the whole of my life. (Thelast ne only actually. The first was caterpillar where we stand on chairs then pass chairs infront and 1st to reach end of asto turf wins. Our team got 2nd behind Edwin's. Then I devised a plan where the last two will wait for each other and both end same time. SUCESS!!!! AHHRHRHAAHAHHRHHRAHRAHRHR!! 2nd game was "reception" where we fill 6 cups with water and one guy carry from point A to point B we lost cuz we decided to have fun. The next one was where one guy was taped up and wih a card in his hand which he cannot show, he has to ask "ahem" his teamates to arrange 1 circle table, four chairs and four tables into a position on the card. While they were doin that, our group and group 5 were knocking it down at one side as a forfeit. Lollercopter (my innovationz). Then we had parking where our legs were tied together and we made one and a half rounds roud the roundabout. LOL. The first time our string came off so we race again. Came in 2nd!!!!!!!!! Edwin's group as usual won again. (They got very good teamwork...) The last game Duty IC was probably the best game in the entire universe..... My team picked me as IC and Xiang Wei for AIC and Edwins group pick Edwin and some scholar for IC and AIC respectly. Then we were given walkie talkies and Rae ask us go to upstair and look down. OMG. The entire camp ppl (no instructor or teacher) were blindfolded in their eyes with their shirts and taped. Our task was to lead them and get all the people in my group onto a line on the astro turf according to height!!!!!! The worst part was when Rae left us with this statement:" Your dinner is waiting". That was gonna take (&*^%*(&(H*B*I(JIBF* long so I made Xiang Wei take two guys, lead them to line and leave them there. Getting third guy when i saw the first two guys walk away. WHAT TTHE PONGSTER!!!!!! Changed plan and decided to link themm all the way. When I finally rounded everybody up, THEY WOULDNT GT INTO LINE!!! Lemme rephrase that. THEY CANT GET INTO LINE. When they finnally did I tried my best but couldnt see their height!!!! Then Rae came along and said "Change of rules, now the first team to reach the other end of the Astro turf wins. Elated. Told AIC to hold Jun kiat's hand . "Okay, erm turn right okay. Now walk straight, okay faster NOW RUN!!! !!!! ! 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Bumped into Edwin's group, then led them into the end of the line 1st!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Toldja!!! Best game ever. Ran down with Edwin. Debrief dinner, Vespers then went to sleep cuz of comp. Best day of my life (ONLY THE GAMES!!!!!).